Unbelievable Glamping in Vietnam: Vu Glamping Will Blow You Away!
Unbelievable Glamping in Vietnam: Vu Glamping Will Blow You Away! - (Or At Least, It Nearly Did!) - A No-Holds-Barred Review
Alright, adventure seekers, Instagram junkies, and anyone else dreaming of escaping the soul-crushing monotony of…everything… buckle up. Because I’m about to unleash a review of Vu Glamping in Vietnam that’s less a polished brochure and more like a slightly caffeinated, sleep-deprived diary entry. And trust me, you're gonna want to read this, especially if you're thinking about booking.
First impressions: You've Arrived (Maybe!)
Getting to Vu Glamping is an adventure in itself. The road less travelled? More like "the road that's occasionally more pothole than road." But hey, that's part of the charm, right? (My rental car might disagree.) The location itself – breathtaking doesn't even begin to cover it. Mountains that seem to whisper secrets, lush greenery spilling over every surface, the air…pure, unadulterated Vietnam. So, first tick: Accessibility – Well, you NEED an airport transfer. You'll also need a good sense of adventure and a sturdy vehicle to get there! But once you're there, the views… chef's kiss
The Nitty-Gritty: What's Actually There (And What's Not)
Let's get the basics out of the way. Internet? Yep, they've got it. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Bless. (Though, let's be honest, sometimes the connection felt like a dial-up modem wrestling with a sloth. But hey, you're glamping, not running a tech startup, right?) Internet Access and Internet [LAN] are offered. I'm told. I mainly used social wifi in public area.
Rooms and Restraints, Oh My!
The tents, or rather, the… glampsites… are seriously impressive. Luxurious, spacious, and with all the mod-cons. Air conditioning? Check. Air Conditioning In Public Area? Check. Mini bar? Double-check. Free bottled water? Always a winner in a hot climate. The Rooms are nicely decorated. Seriously, the Bathtubs are a major selling point. Taking that warm soak, staring out at the stars – pure bliss!
The room features are really really good, but let's not forget about the basic, like the: Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens, and additional toilet with all the necessary amenities.
But here's a small but essential detail to consider: there is no elevator. So if you have a high-floor room, get ready for some cardio, if you require it.
Cleanliness and Safety: Trying to keep your germs in check!
Okay, let's talk about the all-important COVID stuff. Vu Glamping takes this seriously. Anti-viral cleaning products? Apparently. Daily disinfection in common areas? Supposedly. Hygiene certification? I didn't see the certificate, but the staff were masked and seemed conscientious. Rooms sanitized between stays? They claim so. Hand sanitizer? Plentiful. Physical distancing of at least 1 meter? Doable. They have Safe dining setup as well. Overall, it’s a strong effort.
**Seriously, they were all over this: **Individualy-wrapped food options, shared stationery removed, staff trained in safety protocol, sterilizing equipment, and professional grade sanitizing services.
My Biggest Gripe: The "Spa" (and, Honestly, My Expectations)
Okay, brace yourselves. This is where things get a little… personal. I, like a fool, went in with high expectations for the spa. Spa? Yes. Spa/sauna? Yes. Steamroom? Also yes. Massage? You betcha. Body Scrub? Oh, yes, please! But here's the thing: the reality didn't quite live up to the glossy brochure.
Firstly: It was a bit, shall we say, "rustic." Think… a repurposed hut with questionable plumbing. Second: The masseuse – bless her heart – may have been trained on a YouTube tutorial. (I may have spent the better part of my massage clenching my teeth. Sorry, masseuse lady!)
But I did the Body Wrap and it was worth it.
Am I being overly harsh? Maybe. But I’m being honest. The "spa" experience was more like something you'd find in a quirky, low-budget horror film.
Food & Drink: A Feast for the Senses (Mostly!)
The food at Vu Glamping is generally excellent. Restaurants? Plural. Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, and Vegetarian restaurant. I'm a sucker for a good breakfast buffet and the one here did not disappoint. Breakfast [buffet]? Yes! Breakfast service – also a yes. Asian breakfast – absolutely. Western breakfast – if you prefer. The coffee, though, was a constant disappointment. Coffee/tea in restaurant - I needed more.
The restaurants have a la carte options as well. There's a Bar. Poolside bar? Yup! The Pool is beautiful, with a view. I’ll go go back just for that pool.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Embrace the Chill (and the Occasional Drama)
Okay, so, forget the spa for a moment. What can you do? Plenty! Swimming pool [outdoor]? Absolutely! Pool with view? Duh! Sauna? It exists. Fitness center? It also exists, though I didn’t enter. The things to do are pretty standard, and include: Foot bath, Gym/fitness, and Spa.
And hey, here I am, in the middle of nowhere with little to do but chill.
Services and Conveniences: When Someone Else Does the Heavy Lifting
The staff are genuinely lovely and helpful. Concierge? Yes. Daily housekeeping? Indeed. Laundry service? You betcha. Room service [24-hour]? Yes, even though the menu was limited after a certain hour. Facilities for disabled guests are offered. Smoking area and Cash withdrawal are offered.
For the Kids: Family Fun! (Unless Your Kids Are Spa Snobs)
If you've got kids, Vu Glamping is generally Family/child friendly. They have Kids facilities and Babysitting service and will even supply Kids meal.
Getting Around: Be Prepared!
Airport transfer? Offered. Bicycle parking? Limited. Car park [free of charge]? Yes! Taxi service? Available, but probably not the most reliable or affordable. Valet parking? Not that I saw.
The Verdict? (Drumroll, Please!)
Vu Glamping is… complicated. It's beautiful, luxurious, and offers an undeniably unique experience. However, I'd manage your expectations, especially when it comes to the spa and the internet.
But here's the truth: Despite the (minor) imperfections, I had an absolute blast. The scenery is beyond stunning, the glamping accommodation is wonderful. If you're looking for an escape from the ordinary, a chance to reconnect with nature (and yourself!), and you don't mind a few quirks along the way, then Vu Glamping WILL Blow You Away!
My Final, Unsolicited Piece of Advice: Go. Just… go. But maybe pack your own massage therapist.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're road-tripping (well, glamping-tripping!) through the gorgeous, utterly chaotic, and potentially mosquito-ridden land of Vu Glamping Vietnam! Prepare yourselves for a journey that’s less "perfectly curated Instagram feed" and more "relatable, slightly-panicked, and potentially wine-fueled diary entry."
Vu Glamping Vietnam: A Messy, Glorious Itinerary (or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Monsoon)
(Pre-Trip Anxiety Attack - Day Before Departure)
Oh. My. God. Did I pack enough bug spray? What about those bamboo hiking boots? Do I even know how to bamboo-boot hike? This is the part where I remember promising myself this trip would be about chilling, disconnecting, and finding my inner peace. Currently, my inner peace is a panicked hamster on a tiny, squeaky wheel. Send help (and maybe a strong cocktail, preferably with a tiny umbrella).
(Arrival - Day 1: "Luxury" in the Jungle (Mostly))
- Morning (8:00 AM): Arrive in Hanoi. Airport chaos. Dodged a swarm of taxi drivers like a seasoned gladiator. Found my pre-booked transfer, which, let's be honest, was probably a gamble, but hey, it worked!
- Late Morning/Early Afternoon (11:00 AM - 2:00 PM): The drive to Vu Glamping. Stunning scenery, but also, HOLY MOLY, the traffic! We're talking scooters weaving like drunken bees, honking horns that could shatter glass, and a general sense of beautiful, organized mayhem. The driver, bless his soul, seemed completely unfazed. Me? I spent the whole ride clinging to my seat, muttering prayers to the travel gods.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): ARRIVAL! Oh. My. GOD. The photos did NOT do this place justice. Think: lush greenery, canvas tents that look like something out of a chic safari movie, and the kind of air that makes you want to breathe deeper (until you remember the mosquitos). Check-in was smooth, surprisingly. The staff were ridiculously friendly and helpful. My tent? Absolutely gorgeous. And the little welcome basket with dried fruit and local candies? Swoon. This, my friends, is what you call “glamping goals.”
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Tent settling. Unpacking. Tent envy, because my neighbor's tent probably has a bigger, comfier bed. Immediately attempted to connect to the Wi-Fi (because, let's be real, I’m a millennial). Failed miserably. Welcomed the forced digital detox, but also, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO UPLOAD MY INSTA-WORTHY PICTURES?!?
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM): First impressions: The grounds! I wandered around, mouth agape. A perfect oasis (or so it seemed).
- Late afternoon/Evening (5:00-6:00pm): Pre-dinner. The air is thick with humidity, but also the scent of something delicious cooking on the fire. I took a moment to just breathe. The whole place felt unreal. My skin felt soft, my thoughts felt light.
- Evening (7:00 PM): Dinner: Local Vietnamese food. The food was incredible. I can't even remember the names of the dishes, but I remember the flavors. The spices, the freshness, the sheer deliciousness of it all. I might have over-eaten. Whoops. Wine was involved. We're off to a good start. This whole "disconnect to reconnect" thing? I think I'm starting to get it.
- Evening (8:00 PM): Stargazing, sitting with a cup of tea, under the night sky. I was trying to process, after all, that I actually was here.
(Day 2: Kayaking and Lost in Translation (and More Wine))
- Morning (8:00 AM): Wake up to the sounds of the jungle (birds, mostly, but also the occasional unidentified chirp that made me instinctively reach for my bug spray).
- Late Morning (9:00 AM): Kayaking excursion. This was the day. The day I was meant to conquer my fears!
- Late Morning/ Early Afternoon (10:00 AM - 1:00 PM): Kayaking. Okay, so, here's the thing: I've never been an amazing kayaker. I’m more “flounder around awkwardly in the water” than “graceful water nymph.” But the scenery was breathtaking. We paddled through the emerald-green waters, past limestone karsts that looked like they'd been sculpted by wizards, and, honestly, I was in awe. At first, it was all smooth sailing. Then came the wind, the waves… I was not prepared. I capsized. Twice. Humiliating! But also, hilarious in retrospect. At one point, I accidentally rammed into a rock. My guide laughed. I laughed. We were both soaked, and my dignity was slightly compromised, but hey, that's travel, right?
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Lunch. This was a real Vietnamese feast. We ate so much food that I felt like I was going to explode.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Free time. Reading a book. Napping. Trying (and failing) to figure out how to use the mosquito net.
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM): Attempted a yoga class. This ended with me collapsing in a heap on my mat, unable to hold a pose for longer than five seconds. My inner peace remained elusive.
- Evening (7:00 PM): Dinner: More delicious food. More wine. A few giggles with other travelers, learning about other people and their travels. I am becoming addicted to this slow life.
(Day 3: The Monsoon and the Mosquito Apocalypse (Plus, Maybe, Enlightenment?))
- Morning (8:00 AM): Woke up to an absolute downpour. Perfect. Just what I needed. The world outside the tent was a blurry, watery mess.
- Late Morning (9:00 AM - 11:00 AM): Spa time! That was the plan, anyway. Turns out, even the luxury spa can't escape the monsoon. But honestly? It was kind of amazing. The rain drumming on the roof, the skilled hands kneading away my stress… pure bliss.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM): Lunch. Ate even more food. Seriously considering requesting a larger wardrobe.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 3:00 PM): The Mosquito Apocalypse. They came. They swarmed. They feasted. My bug spray became my best friend (and its scent, my signature perfume). I'm pretty sure I was the main course at their buffet. I am itchy. Very itchy.
- Late Afternoon/Evening (4:00 PM - 7:00 PM): Sitting out on the porch, reading a book. The rain stopped. I didn't know for how much longer it would stop for. But I was content to just sit.
- Evening (7:30 PM): Dinner: I got chatting with the other travelers. We talked for hours. It was a wonderful evening.
- (Later): Realized I'd left my book outside. Braved the mosquitos, retrieved it, feeling like a hero. Maybe I am finding my inner peace, after all? Or maybe it's just the wine. Either way, I slept like a baby.
(Day 4: Farewell… for now! (And the Longing for More Pho))
- Morning (8:00 AM): One last, glorious sunrise over the jungle. The sound of the birds was the best alarm call.
- Late Morning (9:00 AM): Final breakfast. Said goodbye to the staff.
- Late Morning/Early Afternoon (10:00 AM - 1:00 PM): The drive back to Hanoi. Traffic still a nightmare. But this time, I didn't mind so much. I’d learned to embrace the chaos. I’d learned to appreciate the beauty, mosquitos and all. I’d learned that sometimes, the best experiences are the messy ones.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): Airport chaos round two!
- (Departure): Boarding the plane felt bittersweet. Vu Glamping, you beautiful, slightly-chaotic, mosquito-ridden slice of heaven. Until next time… and I'd better remember to pack extra bug spray. And maybe some extra dignity for when I inevitably capsize the kayak again.
Vu Glamping in Vietnam: You Won't BELIEVE This Place! (Maybe... I'm Still Processing!)
Okay, So... What *IS* Vu Glamping, Anyway? Is it just a fancy tent?
What’s the food like? Because, honestly, I've had some *rough* camping food...
Is it *really* as glamorous as it looks in the photos? Or is this just… Instagram hype?
What about the activities? What's there to *do* besides just, you know, *look*?
Okay, what’s the *catch*? There has to be a catch, right? It sounds too good to be true.
Tell me about ONE REALLY AMAZING experience. Something you'll *never* forget.
Would you go again? (Be honest!)
