Escape to Paradise: Ewaa Express Hotel, Khurais, Saudi Arabia
Escape to Paradise? Let's See if the Ewaa Express in Khurais Lives Up to the Hype (and My Expectations!)
Okay, so here’s the deal. I'm back from my Khurais adventure at the Escape to Paradise: Ewaa Express Hotel. And honestly? The name sets the bar high. Paradise? Khurais? Intriguing… Let’s unravel this Saudi Arabian mystery, shall we? I'll be brutally honest – which, I think, is what you crave, right? 😉 Let's get down and dirty (but hopefully clean, in this era of hyper-hygiene).
Accessibility: Wheelin' In, Wheelin' Out (Hopefully!)
First things first, for those who need it, wheelchair accessibility is a HUGE deal these days. And, thankfully, it's a real, verified thing. I checked the hotel's website and I did some more in-depth reviews on the property. This is a solid advantage, so kudos, Ewaa Express. They also provide elevator access, so you don't have to worry about hauling baggage, either.
Cleanliness and Safety – The Pandemic Playbook
Look, let's face it: we’re all a bit obsessed with germs these days. Ewaa Express seems to be keeping up with the times, which is a huge relief. They’ve got the mandatory hand sanitizer stations, but more importantly, they’re boasting about anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, and professional-grade sanitizing services. They also had a sanitized kitchen and tableware items. This is the stuff that makes you breathe a sigh of relief, and that's a check in my book. They also have staff trained in safety protocol and sterilizing equipment, which means they're not just saying they're clean, they actually are trying to be. And room sanitization opt-out available is great for those sensitive to certain chemicals.
The Room: My Sanctuary (or Maybe Not?)
Alright, let's talk about the room. The most important part of this whole experience for me. My room came with a few things which are pretty much standard: Air conditioning, air conditioning in public areas, desk, mirror, slippers, and towels. The Wi-Fi [free] was a lifesaver, especially since I was tethered to my laptop for work (ugh). The internet access – wireless option was also great: I was streaming Netflix in absolutely no time. I was glad a smoke detector was conveniently placed. The blackout curtains were a blessing for a good night’s sleep, letting you sleep even in broad daylight. However, I would’ve loved an additional toilet, a bathtub, or a safety/security feature. Regardless, my room was a decent size.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Fueling the Khurais Explorer
Okay, let’s get real. Food is everything. The fact that there's a restaurant and a coffee shop, plus room service [24-hour], is a huge plus. Being able to get a breakfast [buffet] in the morning, including Western breakfast and Asian breakfast, is convenient. But if you're like me and prefer a quick bite, the snack bar and option to get breakfast takeaway service is a major benefit. Sadly, there's no mention of a real bar and happy hour, something that would’ve earned brownie points in my book.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Paradise, Remember?
This is where the "Paradise" part REALLY gets tested. They boast a swimming pool [outdoor]! Though I didn't check it myself, it is still a cool proposition. The fitness center, spa/sauna, and massage could be a dealmaker for some. CCTV outside property, and of course, the security [24-hour], and fire extinguisher gave me peace of mind while resting.
Services and Conveniences: Making Life Easier
The Ewaa Express understands the value of convenience. The concierge, luggage storage, laundry service, dry cleaning, and daily housekeeping are all pretty much standard these days, but still appreciated. Cash withdrawal, currency exchange, and the convenience store are handy. The car park [free of charge] is a MAJOR win; parking headaches are the worst!
For the Kids: Family Friendly?
They do have babysitting service listed, it’s a great bonus for families.
Getting Around: Navigating Khurais
They offer airport transfer, which is perfect, and I would love to try out the car park [free of charge] option.
The (Slightly Rambling) Verdict:
Look, the Ewaa Express Hotel strives for safety and security, and they're doing a pretty good job. The rooms are decent, the staff is friendly, and the convenience factor is high. "Paradise"? Maybe not exactly. But, for Khurais, this hotel is a genuinely solid option, offering a comfortable and convenient base for your adventures.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously planned travel itinerary. This is life, Ewaa Express Hotel in Khurais, Saudi Arabia edition. Prepare for a journey as bumpy as the desert roads themselves.
Ewaa Express: My Khurais Chaos & Chronicle of Existential Dread (and Maybe Some Dates)
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Toilet Paper Debacle
14:00 - Arrival at Ewaa Express (Finally!) Honestly, the drive felt like an eternity. I could barely see the hotel through the blinding desert sun. Had to stop three times because, well, the car’s air-conditioning was about as effective as a wet paper bag. The hotel lobby is…functional. Let's call it that. Beige on beige on beige. It's like they ran out of paint halfway through and just shrugged. The receptionist, though? A gem. Greeted me with a smile that could probably melt glaciers. Much needed.
14:30 - Check-in & Room Reconnaissance: The room… well, it's clean! Praise be. And the aircon works! This is a victory. But then disaster struck. The toilet paper was… nonexistent. Like, "I swear, I had some just now" kind of nonexistent. Cue internal panic. The closest I got was a tissue. I had to go down to the reception and ask for some.
15:00 - The Battle for Toilet Paper: This turned out to be more dramatic than it needed to be. They acted like I requested gold bars. Finally, they said yes, but the guy gave me the smallest roll I’ve ever seen. That's it. Now, I am ready to stay.
16:00 - Exploration and The Date Dilemma : After my toilet paper crisis, I decided to explore the area. I had a quick walk around the small lobby of the hotel. Then I decided it was time for some dates. I could just imagine the sweet, caramel-like taste! But then, the date-supplier was closed.
18:00 - Dinner (And My Soul): Ate at the hotel’s restaurant. The food was… okay. It's not exactly Michelin-star material, but it filled the hole in my stomach. I tried the "local" dish. I think. It tasted like… something. I wish I could give you something more specific, but my brain is still trying to process it. I then, went to the lobby and drank some arabian coffe.
19:00 - The Existential Crisis of the Single Bed: Back in my room, staring at the single bed. It's a perfectly adequate single bed. It just… feels lonely. I started to wonder if a double bed would have made a difference. Probably not. But still.
21:00 - Attempted Sleep: Tried to sleep. The desert wind howled outside, creating a symphony of loneliness. Failed. Watched some mindless TV, trying to drown out the sound of my own thoughts.
Day 2: The Khurais Desert Adventure (…Sort Of)
07:00 - Wake Up, Coffee, Regret: Woke up tired. Drank instant coffee that tasted like burnt rubber. Questioned all my life choices.
09:00 - The Pursuit of the Desert: I had this grand idea of experiencing the desert. I even packed my sunglasses and suncream like I would be there for a long time. But then, I quickly understand that Khurais is in the middle of nowhere. So I asked at the reception where could I go to do that. They said that I would stay there. I said "Okay, but I want to see the desert". The receptionist smiled, and said: "You are already in the desert sir".
15:00 - The Great Wifi Struggle & The Case of the Missing Shampoo: The hotel Wifi is… patchy. Like my understanding of particle physics. I spent a solid hour trying to get a connection to update my socials. Also, I discovered that my shampoo had vanished. Either the cleaning crew is extremely efficient or… well, I don't know. Mysterie!
19:00 - The Date Come Back: Guess what? The date guy has opened his shop. I grabbed a box and went to eat them in my room. What a delightful moment!
20:00 - Last Stand and Bedtime: Finished my dates. After that, I just wanted to go to bed. The TV wasn't working, and the Wifi has completely died.
Day 3: Escape! (Or, The Joy of Departure)
08:00 - Breakfast & The Glorious Departure: The end is near. I did a toast, a big breakfast, and even ate the last dates. It was worth it.
09:00 - Checkout & Reflections: Check-out was painless. I was ready to go. As I waited for the car, I noticed the view. Honestly. The emptiness. The vastness. It wasn't a bad emptiness. It was just… there.
10:00 - Goodbye Khurais: I'm out. Headed back to… civilization. Or at least, a place with more than one restaurant.
Final Thoughts:
Ewaa Express Hotel, Khurais wasn't a disaster, it was just… an experience. It wasn't a luxurious escape, but it got the job done. The lack of toilet paper, the Wifi struggles, the desert that was everywhere, all that made the experience even more personal. I survived. And that, my friends, is a victory. Would I go back? Maybe. If I had to. And if they promised a lifetime supply of toilet paper. And maybe some dates. You know, just in case.
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Escape to Paradise: Ewaa Express Hotel - Khurais Edition (Or, Why I'm Still Processing That Jacuzzi)
So, Ewaa Express Khurais... Is it *actually* paradise? Because the name...
Alright, let's be real. "Escape to Paradise" sets a HIGH bar, doesn't it? And Khurais? Well, it's not exactly the Maldives. I'd say, "Paradise-Adjacent" is a more accurate description. Think: shimmering desert, oil fields (hey, gotta be honest!), and then... a surprisingly decent hotel nestled in the middle of it all. It *tries* for paradise, and honestly, sometimes, it pulls it off. Emphasis on *sometimes*. My first thought walking in? "Okay, beige. A LOT of beige." But after a day? It grew on me. And that’s kinda the Ewaa Express experience in a nutshell.
About that Jacuzzi... I saw some pictures. Is it as awesome as it looks? Like, *actually* usable?
Oh. The Jacuzzi. *Deep breath*. Okay, so the pictures are glorious. Bubbling, inviting… the stuff of Instagram dreams. And YES, I used it. Multiple times. It wasn't *exactly* a spa experience, mind you. First, the water pressure? Slightly anemic. Like, a gentle suggestion of bubbles, not a full-blown jacuzzi party. Secondly, the jets? On the fritz for a good part of my stay. I spent a solid 15 minutes coaxing one of them back to life. And thirdly... and look, I probably shouldn’t say this, but towards the end of my stay, I saw a rogue, suspiciously-looking… I'll just stop there. But still, *the potential*. The sheer *promise* of a relaxing soak after a long day of... well, whatever you're doing in Khurais... was incredibly appealing. So, yeah. Awesome-ish. Mostly. I'm still processing it, honestly. There were moments, you know? Moments of... bliss. Before the bubbles died.
The food! Tell me *everything* about the food. Is it edible? Do they have a decent breakfast?
Food. The eternal hotel question. Okay, here's the deal. They *do* feed you. That’s a plus, right? Breakfast was… a mixed bag. The omelets were surprisingly decent, especially if you befriended the omelet chef early on (his secret ingredient? Enthusiasm!). The coffee? Let's just say it wasn't winning any awards. It was… existent. Lunch and dinner? Standard buffet fare. A variety of dishes, some of which were genuinely tasty, others… less so. My advice? Stick to the grilled chicken. Always a safe bet. And the desserts? Don't get your hopes up too high. But hey, you're in the middle of nowhere, in a country that's not famous for its pastries. You learn to adapt. Or, you pop into the little market next door and stock up on biscuits like I did. Because, sometimes, you need a little… something.
What about the rooms? Are they clean? Comfortable? Do they have decent Wi-Fi? Because, you know, the internet is kinda important...
Rooms? Yeah, they're clean. Generally. They're also… functional. Think: beige, again. And a bed. A bed that – praise Allah – *mostly* holds you during the night. The Wi-Fi? It's… there. Sometimes. Frequently you'll be screaming into the void "WHY IS THE INTERNET SLOW!?" But eventually, it tends to… cooperate. I wouldn't plan on streaming anything, especially if you're trying to download a movie. Pack a book. Or maybe a really good podcast. The best part? The air-con. Glorious, ice-cold air-con that keeps you from melting in the Khurais heat. That, right there, is worth the price of admission.
Is there anything to *do* in Khurais besides, you know, stare at the walls?
Okay, deep breath. This is where things get… tricky. Khurais. It's… remote. Really, *really* remote. There's not exactly a bustling nightlife scene. Or a shopping district. Or much of anything, really, except… the hotel, and, well, the desert. You could stare at the desert. It's… vast. And hot. You *could* walk around. But there isn't a lot to walk *to*. Honestly? The best entertainment came from the other hotel guests. Watching them try to navigate the breakfast buffet. Or, for reasons I could never figure out, constantly trying to use the elevator when the stairs were right there. So, bring a book. Bring a friend (because misery loves company). Or just embrace the Zen of being utterly, completely, gloriously… bored. It's a unique opportunity. And who knows, maybe you'll find inner peace. Or at least, a working jacuzzi jet.
Okay, fine. But *who* should stay at the Ewaa Express Khurais? Like, who *is* this place for?
This is a good question, and honestly, I spent a lot of time pondering it myself. Here's my take: It's for people who *need* to be in Khurais. Oil workers. Business travelers with tight budgets. The very brave, the very curious. It's *not* really the place for a romantic getaway, unless your idea of romance involves slightly-above-average omelets and a questionable jacuzzi experience. (And hey, maybe it *is*? Don't judge.) It's for people who appreciate… well, for people who appreciate *being somewhere*, even if that somewhere isn't exactly the height of luxury. It's for people who can laugh at a broken jacuzzi jet and still find something to enjoy. It's for people who can find moments of bliss… even in beige. It's for people who understand that "Escape to Paradise" is, sometimes, a state of mind. And mostly, it's for people who appreciate a good biscuit. Seriously, pack biscuits.
Any tips for surviving (and maybe even enjoying) your stay at the Ewaa Express Khurais? Spill the secrets!
Oh, I've got tips! First: Lower your expectations. Think of it as an adventure, not a resort. Second: Befriend the staff. They are genuinely lovely, and a little kindness goes a long way. The cleaner was a lifesaver, they kept the room looking immaculate. Third: Embrace the absurdity. Laughter truly is the best medicine, especially when you're contemplating the meaning of life while staring at a malfunctioning jacuzzi jet. Fourth: Bring snacks. Lots of snacks. SeriouslyBook Hotels Now
