**Step Inside This STUNNING 1920s Bauhaus Apartment in Germany (with a Garden!)**
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First, the Big Picture: The Bauhaus Vibe (and My Initial Skepticism)
Look, I'm a sucker for history, art, and anything that screams "chic." So, a 1920s Bauhaus apartment? Yeah, my inner architect just squealed. But, you know, Instagram rarely tells the whole story. I was prepared for disappointment. I’ve been burned by those perfectly-filtered travel photos before. But…oh. my. god. This place.
Accessibility - Okay, Let's Talk About Brass Tacks (and Stairs)
Okay, so accessibility. Important. REALLY important. I'm not gonna lie, I didn't personally assess this from a wheelchair user's perspective, BUT, and this is a big but, they mentioned it when I booked. They’ve got Facilities for disabled guests, which usually means they are trying to be considerate of people with different abilities. Elevator is a huge plus. And, as most 1920's buildings were built, there still might be unavoidable stairs, but I’m told they make a really good attempt to help and the information would be provided if someone were to book. (I recommend calling ahead!) This is crucial information for anyone who needs it. Now, I am getting off on a tangent, but it's important to note that they also offer Airport transfer which helps reduce the initial shock of not knowing where you are and how you'll get there.
Internet - My Love/Hate Relationship
We all need internet when we’re in a new country, right? Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Praise the travel gods! And not just any Wi-Fi, but apparently a decent connection considering they also list Internet [LAN] and Internet services, which I haven’t used in, oh, a decade. Wi-Fi in public areas is key for those impromptu Insta-stories you just have to post. So yeah, big tick here. It was FAST! I could binge-watch everything without that maddening buffering circle of doom. Bliss.
Cleanliness and Safety - Pandemic Life, Baby!
Okay, let's be real. Travel in the age of COVID has us all a little… anxious. So, how did they fare? I felt safe. They did a fantastic job with Cleanliness and safety. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere (THANK YOU!), and Rooms sanitized between stays. I wouldn't say I'm a germaphobe, but seeing all those measures really calmed my nerves. The staff were masked, and there were clear signs everywhere. There was even a sign for Room sanitization opt-out available. They also had a Sanitized kitchen and tableware items. Individually-wrapped food options, too. And the staff. Trained in safety protocol, all of them. I saw them cleaning like mad, which is reassuring. Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, mostly adhered to. I mean, I felt well looked after.
The 'Stuff to Do' - Beyond the Bauhaus Beauty
Alright, so you've got a gorgeous apartment, but what about, you know, doing things? This place is centrally located. I mean, the city itself is a treasure trove, waiting to be discovered, but what about inside the apartment?
Ways to relax: No, not just watching Netflix in bed. You can actually chill. The terrace is lovely, a proper sun trap for a coffee and a read. They also had the options for some wellness: Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage, Spa/sauna. These require more time to book or arrange. But it's there. The Spa looks lovely. You have to request time for it.
Gym/fitness: Fitness center! Gym/fitness. For all your fitness fanatics out there, they have a decent-looking gym. I’m the type that enjoys a good walk, so I didn’t try it out, but I'm told it is great!
Swimming pool: Swimming pool [outdoor]. Yes! Not the biggest, but perfect for a refreshing dip on a summer's day, and the Pool with view? Come on!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - Fueling the Adventure
Okay, let's talk sustenance. Food is crucial, people.
Restaurants: This particular apartment didn't have any restaurants. But who cares? The city outside is a food paradise.
Bar: Same situation. No bar, but that doesn't stop me from having a few drinks at a bar down the street.
Breakfast: Breakfast [buffet] (which I loved!), Breakfast service. They also had an Asian breakfast which shocked me! Western breakfast. The buffet was good. The food was plentiful and varied and kept refilling. The quality was awesome!
Coffee shop: Perfect for the little moments. I enjoyed their coffee.
Room service [24-hour]: Total lifesaver for late-night cravings. You'll get the occasional Bottle of water to keep you hydrated.
Snack bar: If you do need a quick bite, you have the options.
Services and Conveniences - The Little Things That Matter
These are the extras that really make a difference.
Air conditioning in public area: A massive plus, especially during those German summer days.
Concierge: Super helpful! They got my train tickets sorted.
Contactless check-in/out: Smooth and easy.
Convenience store: For those last-minute essentials.
Daily housekeeping: Crisp linen, every day. Heaven.
Dry cleaning/Laundry service/Ironing service: They had you covered!
Elevator: Easy access
Luggage storage: Handy for early arrivals or late departures.
Safety deposit boxes: Always a good idea.
Taxi service / Car park [free of charge] / Valet parking: Perfect for those arriving in style / driving from elsewhere.
For the Kids - (and the Big Kids Too!)
Family/child friendly: Totally.
Babysitting service: If you need it.
The Room - My Own Bauhaus Bubble
Okay, this is where it gets REALLY good. The apartment itself. Now, I'm not going to list every item mentioned in the "Available in All Rooms" section. But let's just say I had no complaints.
Air conditioning: Essential.
Blackout curtains: Sleep like a baby!
Free bottled water: Always appreciated.
Mini bar: Filled with goodies.
Seating area/Sofa: Big enough to sprawl on.
Wi-Fi [free]: Again, a godsend.
Window that opens: For that fresh air feeling.
The Nitty Gritty - Some Minor Gripes (But They're Tiny)
- Noise: The apartment is next to a lively street, which can be a bit noisy. But the soundproofing they used was superb.
The Verdict - Book It! (Seriously, Now)
Look, I'm a tough critic. I've seen some truly awful hotel rooms in my time. But this? This was exceptional. It's stylish, it's comfortable, it's in a fantastic location, and the staff were genuinely lovely. From the moment I walked in, the service was incredible. I've never had such a stress-free process.
And there's just something about staying in a Bauhaus apartment. It feels… inspiring. You feel like you're connected to something bigger. You're a small cog in history.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's perfectly-formatted itinerary. We're diving headfirst into a Bauhaus fever dream in Germany, and truth be told, I'm half-expecting to find Walter Gropius himself watering the petunias. (He wouldn't, though, he'd probably be critiquing the angles of the watering can. That's the Bauhaus way.)
Bauhaus Boogie-Woogie: A Messy Itinerary for Myself (and maybe you, if you're brave)
Day 1: Arrival and Angular Anxiety
- 07:00: Schlep myself out of bed. Ugh. I hate mornings, especially after transatlantic flights. Thank God (or whichever deity of design you prefer) for coffee. We will need it, and a lot of it.
- 08:30: Arrive at Frankfurt Airport. The sheer vastness is intimidating. I swear, the airport is designed to make you feel like a tiny, insignificant cog in the global machine. Bauhaus probably approves. I don't.
- 10:00: Train to Dessau. I’m already picturing sleek, minimalist efficiency, but secretly, I hope for a scenic route and a chatty elderly German lady knitting incredibly complicated socks. (Am I alone in this yearning?)
- 13:00: Finally, arrive in Dessau. The air… it smells clean. Almost too clean. Like a freshly rendered blueprint. Start Googling where to get over the jet lag, and a decent local beer.
- 14:00: Check into the Bauhaus Design Apartment with Garden (Fingers crossed it actually has a garden. Gardens are the only thing that makes me feel sane). The photos online are stunning: geometric perfection, light pouring through those massive windows. I hope the reality lives up to the hype, because I'm invested in this. Also because I'm really hoping the furniture is comfortable. My back is screaming for mercy.
- 15:00: The First Shock: Apartment Unveiled! Okay, the apartment is… something. It's beautiful, yes. The lines are impeccable. But there are SO MANY ANGLES. It's like living in a giant, highly styled paper-cut. I promptly drop my suitcase on the floor. I start to panic: where do I put everything? Bauhaus would probably hate how many belongings I brought. I can hear Le Corbusier's ghost tutting already.
- 15:30: Exploration: The garden is (thankfully!) real. And lovely. A tiny, geometric patch of green. It's… calming. Mostly. I promptly sit on the carefully arranged patio furniture and drink a glass of warm water. This trip is going to be a marathon.
- 17:00: The Bauhaus-y Dinner Debacle: I attempt to find a local grocery store, navigate the language barrier (my German is rusty, verging on the non-existent), and cook a "Bauhaus-inspired" meal. (Which translates to: I make pasta, because pasta requires minimal thought.) I somehow manage to burn the garlic bread and spill olive oil all over the meticulously polished table. My inner Bauhaus architect would not approve.
- 19:00: Collapse on the sofa (see "comfortable furniture" above). Stare at the ceiling. Begin to question all my life choices.
- 21:00: Attempt to read a biography of Walter Gropius. Fall asleep immediately.
Day 2: The Bauhaus Pilgrimage
- 08:00: Another morning. Coffee is essential. Breakfast is a rushed affair of whatever edible things have survived the Bauhaus-y cookery.
- 09:00: The Bauhaus Building Tour: Full disclosure, I'm a design nerd, so I've been waiting for this. The architecture is truly breathtaking. The tour guide, however, is a bit… intense. Explaining that the lack of ornamentation is “a revolt against the bourgeois excess of the past” (she said this through gritted teeth). I secretly wonder if I have the stamina to absorb all the info, but I listen, and ask questions, and secretly take photos, which is a big no-no, don’t tell!
- 11:00: Exploring the Masters' Houses: The twin houses. The perfect angles. The clean lines. I could absolutely live here. Except the walls are white. All white. I'm already picturing coffee stains and dust bunnies. Sigh.
- 13:00: Lunch. A bland sandwich in a sterile café. My soul cries out for a bit of… authenticity. A greasy döner kebab would make me very happy right now.
- 14:00: The Bauhaus Museum Dessau. Art overload. I love it. The exhibits are beautifully curated, and I find myself staring at a chair someone designed just because I'm in a bad mood, and for me is a form on escape.
- 16:00: The "Oh, the Places You'll Go!" Moment: I decide to take a stroll through the city, searching for a little real life in the angles. I find a charming, chaotic, slightly-falling-apart bakery and buy a ridiculously delicious pastry. The sugar rush is a welcome rebellion.
- 18:00: Dinner in the local brewery. I enjoy a proper, hearty German meal, complete with beer so good, it’s a religious experience. There are no Bauhaus principles in sight. And I am ecstatic.
- 21:00: Back to the apartment. Stare out at the Bauhaus Garden. Start fantasizing about planting a few very un-Bauhaus flowers. Maybe some sunflowers. Maybe a whole field of them.
Day 3: Weimar and Winds of Change (and questionable art) & Return Journey
- 08:00: The last day! Coffee, coffee, coffee. And a frantic scramble to pack. I swear, packing is a form of performance art.
- 09:00: Train to Weimar. Another city. Another cultural experience.
- 10:00: The Bauhaus-University Weimar: The birthplace of the Bauhaus. Seeing where it all started is truly inspiring. But the student art show is… well, let’s just say it’s… experimental. Some of it I love, some I don’t understand, but I appreciate the effort.
- 12:00: Lunch in Weimar. A slightly more interesting meal than yesterday's. This time, it is perfect, the sun on my face, a breeze in my hair.
- 14:00: A visit to the Bauhaus Museum in Weimar. Another museum. Slightly less overwhelming than the Dessau one. I start to understand why people are so attached to the Bauhaus.
- 16:00: The Emotional Farewell: Back to the apartment. This place… it's grown on me. I'll always remember everything, even the little things. Say goodbye to the garden (and mentally apologize to Gropius for the sunflowers I never planted).
- 17:00: Pack my bags.
- 18:00: Leave Dessau.
- 19:00: Train to Frankfurt.
- 22:00: Flight home. Already missing the sharp, clean lines. And the beer.
Final Thoughts:
This trip was messy, exhilarating, and occasionally maddening. The Bauhaus is a lot to absorb, a true commitment. Will I return to the Bauhaus? Absolutely. Will I try to live by its principles? Probably not. But I will carry a bit of that angular energy and an appreciation for sleek design with me. And I’ll definitely remember to pack more comfy socks next time. And a stash of emergency chocolate. Just in case.
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